How to lose 10k in 3 days
Donk bought the trend. Bonk had a plan.
Donk aped in at the top, fueled by pure vibes and zero research. Heard “next 100x” on TikTok, didn’t ask questions. Meanwhile Bonk, cool as ever, sold before the chart even blinked. Moral? One screams “TO THE MOON,” the other actually gets there.
Every Bonk needs a Donk – for exit liquidity
You think Bonk moons on its own? Nah, Donk’s out here buying green candles like it's Black Friday. Bonk says “thanks for the exit,” Donk says “I’m in it for the tech.” Guess what? You are the tech – you're powering Bonk’s rocket fuel with your FOMO.
$DONK – the perfect coin for learning the hard way
Bought the top? Held through the rug? Wondering what a “slippage” is? Welcome. $DONK is the graduation cap for every degen who learned after the burn. No roadmap, no utility – just pain, memes, and maybe... wisdom. Probably not, though.
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BONK’S THOUGHTS
a.k.a. “I see rugs before they’re even woven.”
We launch. It’s funny. That’s enough.
- I don’t need a whitepaper. I don’t need a dev doxxed in Switzerland. All I need is a dog, a rocket emoji, and 500 brain-dead replies saying “wen moon.” The hype is the product. The community is the liquidity. This isn’t finance. It’s theatre. And I’m writing the script.
Donk’s gonna ape in. I’ll sell before he finishes typing ‘WAGMI.
- He’s my favorite liquidity provider. He buys when it trends, sells when it bleeds, and blames the team when it rugs. Meanwhile, I’m already in the next one, quietly farming engagement. Donk thinks he’s early. Bro, you are the exit. Thank you for your service.
In two weeks, I’ll be posting screenshots of his wallet as cautionary memes.
- I’ll start my “Donk Diaries” series. Caption it: ‘this could be you’. People won’t learn, but they’ll laugh. And maybe, just maybe, one person out there will close Twitter and touch grass. That’s the alpha. The rest? Just content.
DONK’S THOUGHTS
a.k.a. “It felt right at the time.”
Omg it’s trending. Logo’s a dog riding a rocket. This is it. I feel it.
- I saw it on Twitter 11 minutes ago. Already has a chart. The replies are pure fire. Someone said “early af,” and another guy put 0.5 SOL and called it his retirement fund. That’s all I need. I didn’t even blink. This is my Doge moment. For real this time.
Chart’s up 10x but I’m not selling. I’m not paper hands like last time.
- Look, last project I sold at 2x and it did a 100x after. This time I’m in for the long haul. They’re building something big. I saw the roadmap in the Discord pinned messages. There’s a game or something. Maybe NFTs. Doesn’t matter. I’m emotionally invested.
Okay… it’s down 97% but I’m still in. This is where legends are made.
- Everyone’s panicking, but not me. I’ve been here before. I’ve learned nothing. I’m refreshing the chart every 3 minutes, sending angry frog GIFs in the Telegram, and writing ‘devs are building’ like a loyal knight. I will hold. I must hold. I am Donk.